I received this email from my brother today and thought I would share. It literally made me laugh out loud!
There is an article on yahoo about a drought in Texas right now. Here is a comment that someone posted that I thought you would find hilarious:
It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, The Mormons quit baptizing the dead and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water. Now that's Dry!